Hocus-Pocus

Meet Hocus-Pocus: Conjuring zoomies from The Void. A lot of families have that one child who hears, "Please don't do that," and immediately responds with doing it anyway, with reckless abandon. Meet Hocus-Pocus. This tiny black menace believes the world exists solely for her entertainment, and she's determined to experience all of it. Climbing? Obviously. Wrestling? Absolutely. Sprinting across the room at Mach 7 because she heard a mysterious noise? Several times an hour. She has the attention span of a caffeinated squirrel and the confidence of someone who has never once faced the consequences of her own actions. Hocus-Pocus doesn't walk into a room-she launches into it. Every toy is a worthy opponent. Every cardboard box is a fortress to conquer. Every unsuspecting foot is an opportunity for a sneak attack worthy of a nature documentary. Eventually, the battery runs out. She'll flop over dramatically, completely spent, looking like she has never caused a single problem in her entire life. Don't be fooled. The moment she recharges, the tiny tornado returns. If your ideal kitten is calm, reserved, and dignified... Hocus-Pocus respectfully declines your application. But if you're looking for the kind of kitten who turns ordinary Tuesdays into an action movie filled with zoomies, acrobatics, and nonstop laughs, congratulations-you've found your little spellcaster. If you are interested in adopting, please fill out an application on our website www.savehomelessanimals.org. SAVE is operating by appointment-only for approved adopters. For more information please call SAVE at 609-309-5214.